The jokes on me

I have several things that need to be accomplished today & when I asked Joe what time he thought I should leave in order to get everything done, he said 5:30. I did not want to get up that early but I asked Joe to get me up when he left for work anyway. For some unknown reason, I tossed and turned from 1-4, no joke! Talk about frustrating! When Joe woke me up, I jokingly thought the only way I'm getting up is if I get a sign from God. Not even ten minutes later, I was woken up by the cat playing with my pillow and accidentally scratching my face while the dog was running up and down the stairs! Now, as I am getting ready to walk out the door, they are both sleeping peacefully, which is exactly what I wish I was doing! It figures! Guess, the joke is on me this time!